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THE KING OF THE HILL
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Hank, the heat is here!
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It's already summer!
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{\an8}Good. Joe Jack, to the spatulas.
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{\an8}Enrique, to accessories.
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{\an8}If more people arrive, protect yourselves.
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{\an8}I just want to fill my bottle.
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{\an8}I can do it online
at half price.
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{\an8}I arrived before him.
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{\an8}Service means serving us.
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{\an8}You're right.
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{\an8}Of course, he's going to rest on top of that.
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{\an8}MEDICAL CENTER
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{\an8}- I don't see anything strange.
- You don't see anything?
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{\an8}I've spent the whole day
folded like an L.
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{\an8}Good posture is one of the weapons
most powerful of the seller.
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{\an8}I'm sorry, Mr. Hill.
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{\an8}I know it's painful, but the injuries
of soft tissues are not appreciated here.
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{\an8}And how do you cure them?
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{\an8}There's nothing I can do.
He just needs to rest.
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{\an8}Ask your work to send me
the discharge papers and I will sign them.
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{\an8}Lower it?
Do I look like a vagabond?
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{\an8}No, sir!
I will not let the Government support me.
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{\an8}It's high season!
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{\an8}Well, if you insist on working,
I'll prescribe something for the pain.
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{\an8}Wait a moment, Dr. Pills.
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{\an8}I work at a propane distributor,
Not at Woodstock.
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Well I'm sorry. western medicine
You can only offer him drugs, nothing more,
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but there are people
who does yoga well.
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I know there's a studio in McMynerbury.
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Yoga? Isn't that a sect?
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The group that rented the premises before
yes it was a sect.
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Maybe that's why he thinks that.
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Are those my options?
Low, drugs or yoga?
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I hate to have to ask you this,
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but you have to help me
to put my pants on.
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I hope I'm not exaggerated,
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although I know I'm not,
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but you have put the tomato can
on top of the bread
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and the chicken next to the bleach.
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AND?
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Well my family deserves better
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than some crushed sandwiches
of poisoned chicken.
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Manager, go to cashier four, please.
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Sell him the cigarettes without identification.
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This lady has a problem
with the chicken, the bag or something like that.
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Peggy?
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Don't you know who it is?
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Peggy Platter, the best packager
that has never been through Pink and White.
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Now I'm Peggy Hill, but I still remember
how to store food in bags.
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It's been a long time since I sat down
in this part of the store.
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What a time those were, right?
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Me getting started in production
and you organizing the stands.
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An ideal team.
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I know you have fresh milk back there!
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Get her out!
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But everything has changed.
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Since Megamercado opened,
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people just want low prices,
Free parking and great selection.
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I can't compete against that.
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Yes you can.
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With the magnificent service of before.
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with attention
that I gave to clients.
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Peggy, are you implying...?
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No, I'm not implying,
I'm asking you!
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Pete, get out the tag gun.
I'm going to need a nameplate.
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YOGA STUDIO
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Relax.
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I will carry the energy of your thighs
towards your glutes.
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- Do I have a straight back?
- Look at the wall!
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Hello.
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I wonder if yoga can help me?
because my back hurts...
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- Huh?
- Let me tell you something.
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I was a skeptic like you,
distrustful, incredulous,
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but I met a special friend.
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This wonderful friend took me places
that I never imagined...
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Excuse me, but is this one of those stories
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where in the end it turns out
That special friend is yoga?
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- What time do you defecate every day?
- That?
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There is only one correct answer:
between 04:00 and 06:00.
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Good way to waste
my lunchtime
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Eating is one of the worst things
what you can do
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Dad, I've learned to do wheelies!
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Look!
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Impressive, son.
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Very impressive.
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- How did it turn out?
- Fatal.
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Dad, you look like an old man
that we always see at Luly's buffet.
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Yes, I have a contracture in my back.
It's no big deal.
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Have you tried walking a little?
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Good idea, Bobby.
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When I finish the beer,
I'll go for a walk for a while.
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I didn't want to say anything to her,
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but I have gone too far
walking all morning.
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We get old.
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I could pull my thumb
so far without it hurting.
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Now if I do it, it hurts.
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It was easier
when we were in high school.
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When you were feeling bad,
the coach gave us
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those miracle pills
and you felt capable of playing first.
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Yes, those miracle pills cheered me up
Even an old horse, man.
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Yes, special vitamins
of the coach were magical.
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I broke my leg playing
and I realized two days later.
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Seven police officers were needed
to put me in the ambulance.
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Well, I don't have those miracle pills,
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but I have something that will help me
to get out of this: my professional ethics.
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That's how you talk!
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Okay, I'll use coasters.
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STRICKLAND PROPANE
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Well, today is a great day, guys.
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Joe Jack, take those cylinders to be polished.
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Donna, where are the order sheets?
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I'm Melinda.
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I'm sorry. Are those shoes new?
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You should go home.
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What are you talking about...brown shoes?
I'm fine.
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I'll take this over there.
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NEW PACKER: PEGGY HILL
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And now the test.
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I'm ready, Chet. Open the box.
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- Paper or plastic?
- Plastic.
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It was a rhetorical question.
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Hank, I've had a wonderful day.
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Maybe packaging doesn't save lives,
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but I would like to see a surgeon
putting a watermelon
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and some light bulbs in the same bag.
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Yes. Can you open this door for me?
I'm late.
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Hank, this is absurd.
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You have to ask for leave
and stay at home
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- until you're better.
- No!
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What kind of message would you give to Bobby?
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if you see that they will pay me
for going to bed without doing anything?
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Maybe you're right.
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STRICKLAND PROPANE
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-How's that back going, honey?
- Very good, Joe Jack.
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How is your gambling addiction going?
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Sorry, Joe Jack.
I'm just a little...
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Hank, I can't have my salesmen
whispering all the time to each other.
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It's not good for business.
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Have you not thought about requesting leave?
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Don't worry, Mr. Strickland.
That's not going to happen.
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Hey, think about it, big boy.
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If you request cancellation,
Joe Jack's cousin can replace you
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for half the salary
and I would have money left
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to rent a studio
to my new friend.
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Mr. Strickland, as long as you are alive,
will do my job.
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Now if you'll excuse me, sir,
I'm going to put in the new tongs.
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I'm fine.
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Henry,
Can you send me a cancellation form?
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And a pen.
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Wait, it doesn't matter.
There's a pile under the table.
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BUTTON GWINNETT INSURANCE
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What do we have here?
Slips, falls, carpal tunnel...
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Ah, here it is.
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"I lifted two gas cylinders at the same time."
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Yes, I almost wrote "temporary insanity."
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So much paperwork, right?
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Yes, it's half of my job.
The other half is exposing the liars.
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Why would someone lie?
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I really enjoy seeing the face
from a customer when he filled his bottle.
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The Government cannot give me
that kind of satisfaction.
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Mr. Hill, don't be so exaggerated.
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Well, you need to see a doctor.
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I've already seen one.
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Do me a favor, go to ours.
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I don't see anything here,
but he says he can't stand straight.
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Maybe the first
What we should look at is...
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But what is he doing?
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It slipped.
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As I said,
Back injuries vary.
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The best treatment would be...
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- What the hell is wrong with him?
- Good performance, Mr. Hill.
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In my opinion, he may not be lying.
Go home and wait for your check.
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Won't you help me?
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I don't want a check.
I just want to go back to work.
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I've already told you that you're acting well, Mr. Hill.
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Backache?
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It sounds like you need a second opinion.
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Torn cartilage,
hernia, tension, trauma...
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We're going to need more x-rays.
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Further? I took 40 x-rays in two days.
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Nobody said making money was easy,
Mr. Hill.
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Think that having an x-ray is
his new job.
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And to your emotional distress,
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here is the number
from a very understanding lawyer.
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"Accident expert"?
Hey, this guy is on television.
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This query is over!
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Have a good day.
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Packaging purchases has given me
a window into people's lives.
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I put their secrets in a paper bag
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and I wish you a good day,
but I don't know if they will have it.
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I only drink three beers while eating.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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Yes.
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I just want to go back to work,
but everyone acts
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as if he wants to scam them.
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You're wearing one shoe untied, Bill.
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What a shame.
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I thought I had taken them away
the laces to these shoes.
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You're not in your prime anymore, man.
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like in Brian Song's movie
in which he discovers that he is dying
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and gets closer to his friends.
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Hank, lazing around at home
all day is not so bad.
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Over time, the sofa and the TV
They become your father and mother.
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The sofa is your mother.
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It's clear that you haven't gotten used to it yet.
to be a parasite of the system.
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Slide through the wide intestine
of the country and get hooked on it, Hank.
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Sorry, Dale, but that's not for me.
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I have received my first sick leave check
and I don't even want to open it.
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Well if you're willing to follow
with your blind prejudices
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Instead of being a parasite,
you should visit John Redcorn.
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Nancy was going to get a massage
and returned home very relaxed.
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Hank, you seem so lonely down here...
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-Bill.
- Sorry.
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Bye bye.
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Hank?
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How do I tell you this, John Redcorn...
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You see, I'm in excruciating pain.
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Yes, I...
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This is my first massage.
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Stick your face in the hole, Hank.
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Can't you turn the lights up more?
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They don't go up any more.
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Is Luther Vandross playing?
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Teddy Pendergrass.
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Can you turn it off?
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No, it's connected to the lights.
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Let's go there.
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Okay.
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I've also thought about yoga.
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Yoga is going great.
Yes, forget about the massage.
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YOGA STUDIO
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Look who comes crawling back.
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Hank, why
Does your mat say "Welcome"?
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Because where do I buy the mats,
They do not sell yoga mats.
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Let's start with pavanamuktasana.
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What a strange name. Pavanamuk...?
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It means pose to release the wind.
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And why is it called that?
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Breathe through your feet.
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Take the air from the ground,
through the ankles.
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Let him breathe through his feet?
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Most men want control.
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The yogis...
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...we control desire.
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Sorry, Victor.
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Victor? Vic?
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- Yogi Victor?
- Tell me.
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We've been stretching for half an hour.
When do we start doing yoga?
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Hank, do you tell the blood
that starts running through your veins?
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Or the air that fills your lungs?
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You surely do.
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Vince Lombardi won five championships
and he never had to use sarcasm.
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I was just yelling and motivating people.
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Until you learn to do that,
I don't plan to return.
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Hey, I'm ducking.
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God, it works!
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Not that it works.
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It is that it is.
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This is the first time
that I feel repulsion for a human body.
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While you breathe in this posture,
remember I have a new tape
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relaxation where I make noises of the sea.
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And my band plays on Friday night
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at the Pita Pocket on Wimberley Road.
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The pain has disappeared.
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I'm better!
I can finally stop this nonsense.
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You can't give up yoga, Hank.
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- Yoga...
- Yes, already.
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Everything in one way and then the opposite.
I have to go.
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I saw a man and a woman shopping
the same soup and introduced them.
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Maybe I can even find
someone for you.
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And who would want a manager
from a 40-year-old supermarket?
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It's true.
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Peggy, my back doesn't hurt anymore!
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That yoga antics almost drove me crazy,
but this is undeniable.
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- Where are you going?
- Let's work!
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Damn, it's almost 5:00 p.m.
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I wonder if I'll be able to sleep tonight.
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I feel wonderful.
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Say "fraud."
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I'm leaving a little early
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to celebrate my return to work
with the boys.
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Are you feeling better, Mr. Hill?
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I always knew he was a fake.
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Phony?
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No, just a few hours ago
that I feel better.
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Clear. Let me guess:
I was on my way to work.
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That's how it is! Look at my shirt!
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Come, please.
My teenage daughter has a shirt like this.
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Mr. Hill, the law is very harsh.
with fraudulent workers.
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Good God! Are you investigating me?
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See you at the investigative commission.
You can wear your shirt.
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I'd like to help you, Hank,
but help yourself.
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Mr. Strickland!
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I know you tell the truth,
But when I take the stand,
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I have a bad habit
to incriminate myself.
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We would both come out badly.
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And what about Team Strickland?
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Look, I've never understood
What did you mean by that, Hank.
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And I have to take Jasmine to the studio.
I have an album to produce.
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Put out that cigarette!
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It's bad for the voice.
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I almost went crazy
for being without work for a week
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and now I'm never going back again.
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Who is going to hire someone
who has committed fraud?
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I'll hire you, Hank.
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It will be useful to have someone
Who to blame for my mistakes?
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INVESTIGATIVE COMMITTEE
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Mr. Hill, worker fraud is
a very serious problem in this state.
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Do you know how many mailmen slipped
on the ice last year?
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Four hundred and twelve.
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Do you know how much ice we have in Texas?
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Nothing.
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Mr. President,
I know I look like a scammer,
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but when I played
to football in high school,
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I asked for a penalty to be awarded
for an illegal movement.
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Wait, he played for Arlen?
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Yes, as a runner.
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We would have won the state championship
If my ankle and the team hadn't broken.
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I also played for Arlen, in '75.
He was one of the Fantastic Four.
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00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:15,511
Wait a minute, you're the one who shouted:
"It's time to defeat them."
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Mr. Hill, you seem like a decent man.
I really want to believe you,
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but it doesn't have any photos.
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On the other hand, this lady does.
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He made them for me after attending
to some yoga classes.
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Did you attend yoga classes?
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Did you play American football
or normal football?
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No, I hate normal football.
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I only went to that place because...
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Mr. President, if you accuse me of fraud,
I would like to bring a surprise witness.
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We have never had a surprise witness.
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There is horrible energy here.
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Let's see,
Who among you doubts my powers?
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You? You?
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00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:01,515
You?
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Calm down, friend.
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We are not investigating here
none of his powers.
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Please talk to us
of Mr. Hill's rehabilitation.
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I can attest that he came to class
complaining of great back pain,
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He attended three classes and quit.
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Did not purchase any products
and he complained about the incense.
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Good. For the record,
Can you explain your treatment?
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I could try,
But how do you get this into a record?
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Mr. Hill,
This man is not helping you.
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Exact.
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What sane person would spend five minutes
voluntarily with this clown?
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If you don't have horrible pain,
Do you think he wouldn't have spanked him?
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- Yes.
- We believe you, Mr. Hill.
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Congratulations.
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00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:57,988
Oh, thank God.
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00:19:58,071 --> 00:20:02,117
Why are they rewarding this man?
for abandoning the path of yoga?
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00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,035
Look at it!
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00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:06,205
He is stiff from the back
to the inner eye.
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00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:07,706
Don't deny that you're still in pain.
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00:20:07,789 --> 00:20:09,041
Is that true, Mr. Hill?
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00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:10,918
Do you still feel any pain?
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Occasional puncture.
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00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:15,756
I'm sorry, Mr. Hill,
but we cannot expose him to a relapse.
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00:20:15,839 --> 00:20:18,050
You will have to continue with your treatment.
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00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:21,220
I demand that you buy a tank top.
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00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:24,181
I had a brilliant idea.
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00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:27,559
As a promotion, it could compete
against a packaging machine.
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00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:29,311
A Russian packaging machine.
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00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:31,855
I don't think that's possible, Peggy.
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00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:33,899
Pink and White is closing.
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00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:38,278
People care more
Low prices than good packaging.
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00:20:38,362 --> 00:20:39,655
I can't believe it.
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00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:43,116
They have offered us a job at Megamercado.
Why don't you come too?
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00:20:43,200 --> 00:20:44,785
It's not for me.
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00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:48,372
Maybe, in 20 years,
good packaging is once again valued.
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00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:49,706
I don't believe it.
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And when that happens,
Peggy Hill will be ready.
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STRICKLAND PROPANE
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00:20:55,420 --> 00:21:00,008
That yogi clown calls
to this I salute the sun,
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00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:03,303
but I prefer to call him
Movement a la Roger Staubach.
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00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:07,140
Hey, Hank,
Now I feel one with the universe.
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00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:09,726
I feel my chakra open, Hank.
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00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:13,897
Now let's make a move
which I call Fertilizing the Lawn.
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Translation: Mireia Alcover Delgado